Coasters are the savior of slick fingers and wood finishes as summer heats up. We’ve been spreading a new lineup of coasters far and wide, but one of our favorites is a list of ways to re-use your coaster that our Green Team put together. It’s a great start, but we knew we couldn’t fit all of these bright and not-so-bright ideas on one little coaster.
Allow us to present a full list of ways to re-use your coaster, just in time for summer:
- Pizza tray for hamsters
- Terrible paper airplane
- Learner’s throwing star
- Sort of but not really help mop up a spill
- Save your beer for a bathroom run
- Sneeze guard
- Comically sized monocle
- Miniature signal fire
- Smoke signals for short conversations
- Horse blinders for one-eyed horses
- Dainty hand fan
- Unfortunate frisbee
- Level a table
- Replacement board game spinner
- Toy car spare tire
- Itty-bitty mouse pad
- Passing scandalous notes
- Practice unflattering portraiture
- Flavorful Communion wafer
- Two-sided Dreidel
- Terrible hat
- Anti-anxiety shredder
- Stain cover up
- Temporary washboard
- Practice drum
- Schmutz scraper
- Mitzvahs
- Pizza cutter
- Sand castle funnel
- Taco shell reinforcement
- Dental braces for a sock puppet
- Castanets
- Postmodern art piece
- Emergency back up last minute toilet paper
- Bug hoverboard
- Portable privacy shield
- Unappetizing gum
- Awkward floss
- Expert level ping pong paddle
- Hot sauce deflector
- Backscratcher for close itches
- Low-temperature spatula
- Tambourines on mute
- Cyclopian sleeping mask
- Earmuffs for temperate climates
- Cheekbone enhancer
- Tiny foods platter
- Codpiece
- Miniature kindling
- Bass kazoo
- Leftover dip extraction method (LDEM)
- Shoe lifts
- Flat Earth model (not for classroom use)
- Juggling practice
- Oversized spitball ammunition
- Belt buckle
- Bonker
- Flammable discus
- Shoulder pads
- Color swatch for your living room
- Chinese dragon eyeball stencil
- Terrible pickup line
- Giant coin toss
- Coaster for later
Have a few bright ideas? Hit us up at #coasterconcepts and let us see your genius in action.